愚人節(jié)的英語笑話精選五則

 愚人節(jié)的英語笑話精選五則，來看看，樂一下：

01.why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)

答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的三月。march 三月;行軍)

02.The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital。

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor。

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

醫(yī)生懂得多

一個(gè)男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進(jìn)了醫(yī)院。他的妻子站在他的床前對(duì)醫(yī)生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”

醫(yī)生說：“恐怕他已經(jīng)死了。”

聽到醫(yī)生的話，這個(gè)男人轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”

妻子說：“安靜，醫(yī)生比你懂得多。”

03.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么?

答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)字母s中間隔了一里。

04.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個(gè)問題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)

答：are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

05.where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪?

答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中

以上便是愚人節(jié)的英語笑話精選五則，有趣吧？