英語幽默小笑話三則推薦

英語幽默小笑話三則推薦

英語幽默小笑話三則推薦

英語幽默小笑話01.Two little boys were looking at an abstract painting in an art shop.

兩個小男孩正在一家美術(shù)店看一幅抽象畫。

"Let's run," said one, "or they say we did it."

“咱們快跑吧，”其中一個男孩說道，“不然他們會說是我們干的。”

英語幽默小笑話02.Mother:"I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half."

母親：“我派自己的小孩買兩磅李子，你卻給了他一磅半。”

Shopkeeper:"My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?"

店主：“我的秤沒問題，太太。你稱過兒子了嗎?”

英語幽默小笑話03.The neighbor often borrowed my inflator.

鄰居經(jīng)常借我家的打氣筒。

One day, my four-year-old daughter suddenly told me:"Papa, what shall we do if the air of our inflator is used up?"

有一天，4歲的女兒突然告訴我說：“爸爸，我們的打氣筒里面的氣用完了怎么辦?”