英語小笑話帶翻譯兩則

 　   英語小笑話帶翻譯兩則推薦如下：

　　我是來裝電話的 What a big deal

　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

　　Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

　　一個(gè)年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個(gè)漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個(gè)人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個(gè)大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買賣。

　　到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個(gè)人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”

　　我教老師　I Taught the Teacher

　　Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

　　Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

　　母親問她年幼的兒子：寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么?

　　兒子驕傲地說：什么都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。