下面給大家推薦一些經(jīng)典有趣的英文搞笑句子和搞笑的英文段子,來看看外國人是怎么幽默的吧!
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 然后我請讓你變聰明。他說:“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 每天早晨我都向上帝禱告:希望每個人都能夠擁有像你這樣的朋友……
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 為什么只有我要忍受有你這樣的朋友?
If u hide, I'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I'll search 4 you. If u'll leave, I'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I'll fight 4 u.
如果你躲起來,我會去找你。如果你不見了,我會尋覓你。如果你離開了,我會等你。如果日子會把你帶走,我會為你戰(zhàn)斗。
But, if u stop sending msgs, I'll kill you.
但是,如果你停止發(fā)短信息,我會宰了你。
day u’ll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing,U&Me crying,U & Me dreaming,U & Me holding on,U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 一天你會很驚訝的發(fā)現(xiàn)我出現(xiàn)在你身邊。你我一起歡笑,一起哭泣,一起夢想,依偎在一起,一起……只不過是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(醫(yī)生)給你(精神病人)做檢查。
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. 你的英語發(fā)音很標準?讀下去:
woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof,
測試結(jié)果:你是一條好狗?,F(xiàn)在可以停下別叫了。
day u’ll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming,
U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
一天你會很驚訝的發(fā)現(xiàn)我出現(xiàn)在你身邊。你我一起歡笑,一起哭泣,一起夢想,依偎在一起,一起...
只不過是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我在檢查你。
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave,I can’t find a brain. 你好,我是病毒!并且現(xiàn)在正逐漸進入你的大腦……對不起,我要走了,因為我根本找不到你的大腦!
Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message,but you can do it. Congratulations! 不是每一朵花都能代表愛情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一種樹都能耐住干渴,但是白楊做到了;不是每一頭豬都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U" A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
哎呀!我居然丟了“U” 注:U代表 “You”你。miss除有“遺漏”的意思,還有“思念”之意。這里i miss "U",實為"I miss you." 我想你。
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary.
如果你感到孤獨,我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣,我做你的肩膀。如果你想要擁抱,我做你的枕頭。如果你想要快樂,我做你的微笑。如果你想要錢……等著發(fā)工資吧!
Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. 你的英語發(fā)音很標準?讀下去:
If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.
如果你躲起來,我會去找你。如果你不見了,我會尋覓你。如果你離開了,我會等你。如果日子會把你帶走,我會為你戰(zhàn)斗。
但是,如果你停止發(fā)短信息,我會宰了你。 祝福短信
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said: “Let me try world peace”.
有一次上帝來到我面前答應了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。
然后我請讓你變聰明。他說:“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, 測試結(jié)果:你是一條好狗?,F(xiàn)在可以停下別叫了。
Don’t be mad,don’t be blue,Einstein was ugly too! 不要激動,不要憂郁,愛因斯坦長相也難看!
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運的同時擁有這兩方面!被恭維了?少來了!這個短消息是送給我的。我只不過想讓你看看罷了。
Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
每天早晨我都向上帝禱告:希望每個人都能夠擁有像你這樣的朋友……
上面給大家推薦的經(jīng)典有趣的英文搞笑句子 搞笑的英文段子,希望能帶給大家快樂哦!