生活大爆炸謝耳朵經(jīng)典語錄之我要偷溜去上班
1.Really, you’re going to face Armageddon without your orthotics? All right, your choice.
不是吧，不帶上足部矯形器就去最終決戰(zhàn)嗎?好吧，你自己看著辦。
2.I’ll tell you exactly how he did. Readiness – unsatisfactory. Follows direction – barely. Attitude – a little too much. Overall, not only will he probably die in a fiery inferno, his incessant whining would almost certainly spoil everyone else’s day.
我來告訴你他怎么樣。是否準(zhǔn)備充分：差強(qiáng)人意。是否聽從指揮：剛愎自用。是否帶有情緒：牢騷略多。綜上所述，他不僅會(huì)在災(zāi)難中死的很慘，他曠日持久的牢騷會(huì)毀壞別人的好心情。
3.Two years ago, after a deep gum cleaning, I thought I got on a bus, but somehow ended up on a booze cruise to Mexico.
兩年前，在一次全面牙齦清洗過后，我以為我上了公交車，醒來卻發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在墨西哥烈酒游行團(tuán)車上。
4.My apologies. I would have been here sooner, but my bus kept stopping to let other people on it.
不好意思，我本來可以早點(diǎn)回來，可那巴士老是停下來載客。
5.You’re my girlfriend, but you’re not going to cater to my every need? Oh, where’d the magic go?
你是我的女朋友，居然不迎合我的每一個(gè)需求?哎，愛情的魔力都到哪里去了?
6.I’m sneaking into work. Now, if the guard at the university asks what’s under the blanket, you tell him it’s some lobster traps.
我要偷溜去上班。如果大學(xué)門口的保安問你毯子下面藏著什么，你就跟他說是捕龍蝦的裝置。
7.Hawaii is a former leper colony on top of an active volcano where the disappointing ending to Lost was filmed. Mahalo for nothing, Hawaii.
夏威夷就是昔日坐落在活火山上的麻風(fēng)病人隔離區(qū)，《迷失》的爛結(jié)局也是在那里拍的。真他媽感謝你，夏威夷。
8.Boy oh boy. This vacation is off to a wonderful start. The smell of formaldehyde, the whirr of the centrifuge, the distant chatter of the lab animals being dispatched for dissection. I can already feel my cares just melting away.
哎呦喂。這次度假有了個(gè)美好的開端。甲醛的氣味，離心機(jī)的嗡嗡聲，被送去解剖的實(shí)驗(yàn)室動(dòng)物那漸漸遠(yuǎn)去的叫喊聲。我覺得自己的擔(dān)心在慢慢地消逝。
9.Yes, that’s what I think, and I’m super smart so it’s probably true.
對(duì)，我就是這么想的，而我這么超級(jí)聰明的人，這沒準(zhǔn)就是事實(shí)。
10.President Siebert, I don’t mean to be an alarmist, but difficulty initiating a urine stream could be a symptom of benign prostatic hyperplasia. If you’re interested I can send you a link to a YouTube video that will show you how to perform your own rectal exam. Helpful hint: Trim your nails first.
賽博特校長，我不想危言聳聽，但是排尿困難可能是良性前列腺增生的癥狀。如果你感興趣，我可以發(fā)給您一個(gè)YouTube視頻地址，它會(huì)告訴您如何自己進(jìn)行直腸檢查。小貼士：記得先剪指甲哦。
