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　　五篇英語幽默小短文帶翻譯

　　1、Weather Predict

　　A film crew was on location deep in the desert.One day an old Indian went up to the director and said,"Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

　　A week later,the Indian went up to the director and said,"Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

　　"This Indian is incredible," said the director.He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

　　However,after several successful predictions,the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

　　Finally the director sent for him."I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director,"and I'm depending on you.What will the weather be like?"

　　The Indian shrugged his shoulders."Don't know," he said."Radio is broken."

　　天氣預報

　　一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

　　一周后,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

　　"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書雇傭該印度人來預報天氣.

　　幾次預報都很成功.然后,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.

　　最后,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

　　印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."

五篇英語幽默小短文帶翻譯（圖片來自攝圖網(wǎng)）

　　2、 A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.

　　He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

　　"All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?"

　　"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

　　一位父親打算讓自己的兒子知道酒精有多么可怕。

　　他把分別把兩只蟲子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌里做對比。清水里蟲子安然無恙，結果威士忌里的蟲子蜷縮了幾下就掛掉了。

　　"所以，兒子啊，"父親問道，"得出什么結論?"

　　"恩，這說明，你只要喝酒的話，肚里就不會長蟲了!"

　　3、A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一個男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。

　　酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"

　　男人："我們吵了一架，她說一個月都不跟我說話。"

　　酒吧招待："那你應該高興才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是這個月的最后一天。"

　　4、The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $$20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $$60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $$180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"

　　女生宿舍將全面禁止男生進入，男生宿舍也同樣不得女生光臨。

　　"不論是誰，一旦違規(guī)，初犯將被罰款20美元。再犯要被罰款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問么?"

　　這時人群中一個男同學問道，"那么一個季度通行證需要多少錢?"

　　5、Teacher:Some students are becoming arrogant.Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise?Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise?

　　Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep.

　　Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?

　　Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf.

　　把烏龜換成狼

　　老師：有些同學開始驕傲了，大家還記得龜兔賽跑的故事嗎。小明，你說說看，兔子為什么輸給烏龜?

　　小明：因為它睡覺了。

　　老師：對極了!我們應該怎么做才能讓兔子不睡覺呢?

　　小明：把烏龜換成狼!

　　以上就是關于五篇英語幽默小短文帶翻譯的介紹，希望能夠幫助到大家哦!

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